How many times have you walked into your local Starbucks and seen a guy
drinking a large cup of some goofy-looking drink complete with whipped cream and
sprinkles? Let’s be honest, a coffee drink like that may as well come with a
purse. You’d never be caught drinking something like that, right? Sure, they
taste good, but not good enough to put up with the embarrassment that comes with
it. The worst part is that most of these guys don’t even realize how ridiculous
they look.

Here’s the problem, though. Ordering a drink at your coffee shop is a
complicated task. Between all the European terms and the wide variety of drinks
available, sometimes it’s tough to know exactly what you’re ordering. But coffee
has become a necessity today, and the local coffee shop is a great place to get
it when you’re out during the day or on the way to work. Not to that mention
coffee shops are a great place to pick up women. The free wireless internet
doesn’t hurt either. But that means you’re going to have to learn how to order a
proper drink.

So we’re here to help!

Here are five of the very worst drinks you can order at your local coffee
house. No matter what you’re in the mood for, as a man, you should never order
one of these:

1. Mocha. Do you really need chocolate in your coffee? No. Again, it
may taste good, but it’s not going to help you pick up the cute girl in the
corner. A mocha is just a latte blended with chocolate, but where you really get
into trouble is the whipped cream and chocolate shavings with which many coffee
shops have taken to garnishing the espresso drink.

2. Espresso con Panna. Don’t even think about this coffee drink, which
is a simple combination of espresso topped with whipped cream. Let’s just make
it rule right now – if the drink involves whipped cream, don’t order it. That is
unless you’re ordering it for the cute blond in the corner.

3. Caffe Macchiato. It’s not so much the drink itself, as it is the
manner in which the barista makes the macchiato. Traditionally, they will spoon
a small amount of milk or foam onto the espresso. Do you really want to be the
guy that had his drink delicately prepared with a spoonful of foam? No, I didn’t
think so.

4. Affogato. This coffee drink is espresso served over gelato.
Typically, vanilla is used. But that doesn’t matter because anytime you’re
ordering an ice cream dessert at a coffee shop you had better be wearing
panties.

5. Bicerin. This drink is a combination of red flags, as it includes
layers of chocolate and whole milk in addition to espresso. Again, chocolate is
a bad idea, and there’s nothing manly about whole milk – after all, it’s
essentially cream. But above all else, this drink has delicate layers… so
don’t even think about it.

This post was submitted by Mike Tennant.

But, like many things, sex can be dangerous in some instances and can even cause death in others. Here are a few examples of how sex can kill you:

Dying while doing it

Everyone has heard urban legends about people dying during sex. Some of these aren’t legends though, these are true. People die doing almost anything so it would only stand to reason that they would die during intercourse too.

Usually when people die during sex it is related to a pre-existing condition that they might have.

You might want to avoid the hanky panky if you’ve suffered from one of the following in the last two weeks: uncontrolled hypertension, arrhythmia, cardiomyopathy, angina, advanced heart failure, or if you’ve had a heart attack. Sex is fun but it could make a pretty awkward way to die.

Risky Aphrodisiacs

For as long as humans have been around, they’ve been using different things to spice up their sex life. For the most part that’s great!

In some instances it can be deadly. For example, in the 90s the US Food & Drug Administration banned Spanish Fly after it was linked with several deaths. In 2008, “the Stone” was banned by the New York Health Authority after a man died from using it. Apparently this aphrodisiac is made of toad venom.

The lesson to be learned is enjoy your sex spices but you should avoid all venom.

Sexually-transmitted infections

This is a big one. If you practice a lot of unprotected sex you are putting yourself at risk of a whole host of sexually-transmitted infections (STIs). A few of the nasty diseases include syphilis, Hepatitis B, chlamydia, herpes, gonorrhea, and HIV/AIDS. There are more but they aren’t as common.

According to The American Social Health Organization, 25% of teenagers are infected with an STI every year. They also report that 50% of sexually active adults, aged 25 and over will contract an STI.

I’m not sure if those numbers are true but I don’t want to be part of those statistics.

Death by latex

This is opposite advice from the last one but some people shouldn’t wear condoms: people that are allergic to latex.

In some severe cases anaphylactic shock occurs from the allergic reaction and this can be fatal without immediate medical attention. Not a common way to die from sex but still one that is easily avoided.

Sex can be pleasurable, fun, and safe. There are some ways that sex can hurt you and even kill you. If you’re careful then you should be just fine.

This post was submitted by Rob Thornton.

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Sip your way into a fantastic summer, at the beach, bar or next to the pool with these awesome beers.

Unibroue Ephemere Apple

She’ll love this Canadian brew’s crisp hints of green apple and light malt backbone. It’s a solid swap for sugar bombs such as
framboise or cassis, and a nice complement to soft cheeses and mixed nuts.

Ommegang Witte

This butterysmooth clone of classic Belgian wheat beer offers a light, refreshing citrus taste, a clean finish, and a frothy
white head. Pour a glass on a hot day. drop in a slice of orange as an accent, sip and kick back.

Victory WildDevil

This hopsstrong Pennsylvania brew has an unruly strain of wild yeast, often used in Belgian beers, that gives it a complex, funky
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Rhian Sugden was born in Manchester, England. More like ManCHESTer though, right fellas? As a youth she was an athlete, her main sport was swimming. In high school, Sugden was a straight A student. She was involved in theatre, doing shows like Grease and Aladdin. After high school, Sugden attended Bury College, where she studied Law, Psychology, IT, and Media. However, she couldn’t handle taking tests, so she dropped out. Sugden found work as a Junior Administrator at a real estate company. She left that job after a while to work at Global Telecoms, where she sent out phone bills. Her co-workers at Global Telecoms noticed how hot she was and encouraged her to give modelling a try. So Sugden put together a little portfolio and sent it off to a modelling agency. Obviously, the agency signed her, and the rest is history.

Rhian is one of the most popular coverstars of Nuts, and regularly appears in the pages of the magazine. Her blonde locks and 32E “assets” make her a crowd favourite among the magazine’s readers. She has also had numerous shoots for Loaded magazine, including a shoot with fellow glamour model Lindsey Strutt to celebrate the start of the new football season. Nuts and Loaded now carry all the latest hot pictures of Rhian, as well as the link below to the Nuts website.

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You can’t pull off the money shot if you’ve thrown out your back attempting some over-the-top move. Penthouse Pet Brea Lynn reveals what you need to know to succeed at porn-star-style sex.

Be Comfortable

“Anywhere you’re comfortable having sex—living room, pool—go for it. I always find good places, but I like to keep it to the bedroom. There are fewer painful things that could happen there. Like, if you do it in the grass, you could have an allergic reaction: and in the shower, you might knock over a razor and step on it. Plus, in the bedroom you can have all your goodies right there in a drawer. The living room works well, too, but don’t leave any weird stains.”

Hold The Scene

“I don’t think setting the scene is the best way to have good sexual relations. It’s not a turn-on to pull back from a kiss and say.’ Hold on, I’ve got to put on some Barry White.’ If you’ve already started hooking up then just go with it. Otherwise you’ll have to set the mood again. And while you’re hunting through your drawer for a lighter as she sits there naked, tapping her fingers, she might just be like. ‘Let’s just turn on SportsCenter and see this week’s bloopers.’

Head Bored

“Some girls lie there like a dead fish. But maybe that gives you license to bend her like a pretzeI. G? with it whatever feels best for you. And if you saw a hot position in an adult film, throw her over the side of the bed and go for it! You’re not going to stop in the middle and say. ‘Hey do you mind…?’ It’s sex: it’s not meant to be polite. “But it’s not a pleasant surprise to go back door on a girl. Set the guide lines beforehand: “Do you mind your hair being pulled? Do you mind if spank you?’ Then go for it.”

Screamers

“Some girls are naturally loud: some are quiet. It’s easy to make sure she’s loud—if you’re doing something that’s making her get Iouder keep doing it. The guy should make some sounds, too. but don’t groan to the point where you’re louder than her. I used to date this guy who made obnoxious sounds when we were only kissing. Didn’t even want to know what he was going to be like in bed.”

Position Impossible

“There’s this hype that porn -star sex is the best—but it’s acting. And a lot of the sex isn’t done for comfort; it’s what looks good on camera. Go with what feels best to you, not what you see on film that looks good—unless, of course, people are watching you.”

FORGET STRIP CLUBS. TO SEE THE SEXIEST SKIN IN VEGAS, YOU\NEED TO TAKE YOUR ASS POOLSIDE. HERE ARE THE BEST PLACES TO GET WET, WILD. AND VERY. VERY DRUNK.

ENCORE BEACH CLUB

Hotel: Encore Wynn

Open: Daily,

11 A.M.-7 P.M.

Lowdown: If the first rule of Vegas is that whole “what happens” thing, the second is that Steve Wynn doe sit better. This brand-new, 60,000-square-foot space mixing pool party, gaming tables, nightclub, and high-end restaurant is exhibit A. Your arm floaties will never want to leave.

Local wildlife: High rollers (and the hotties trying to reel them in)

House drink: Champagne cocktail.

Hotel: Hard Rock

Open: Sunday,

11?.?.-dusk

Lowdown: Sin City’s pioneer pool party, the Hard Rock has been hosting the hot, horny, and hung over since 2004. Don’t worry, they’ve cleared the pool since then.

Local wildlife: Off-duty strippers (and the juicers who love them)

House drink: Rock Star lemonade

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Hotel: Tropicana Vegas

Open: Daily, 9 A.M.-8 P.M.

Lowdown: This brand-spanking-new scene brings the spirit of So Be to the Strip (that means

Palm trees, not coke dealers).

Local wildlife: Scantily clad honeys; dudes trying to sweat off their bachelor party hangovers

House drink: The Leblon caipirinha

WET REPUBLIC

Hotel: MGM Grand

Open: 11 A.M.-dusk

Lowdown: It’s a holiday every day at this thumping celebration of “daylife.” (umm nightlife, but during The day. Get it?)

Local wildlife: Various celebrity hosts and the staff, all of whom seem to be models.

House drink: Mojitos by the pitcher

PALMS POOL

Hotel: The Palms

Open: Friday,

noon-7p.M.

Lowdown: Ah, Fridays in Vegas-that innocent time when you still have a clean conscience, a full wallet and a functioning liver. At this debauched fiesta, you can kiss all three goodbye.

Local wildlife: Playboy Bunnies (and old dudes ogling them)

House drink: Miller Lite

At 16, Hazell left school to work at a hairdresser. Her colleagues persuaded her to try her luck at modeling. At 17, she competed in The Daily Star’s “Search for a Beach Babe” contest and won. She later quit hairdressing A friend told her about The Sun’s Page 3 Idol competition. Despite some initial uncertainty about entering the contest, she submitted some photos. She was eventually chosen the winner in December 2004. She won £10,000 worth of “sexy clothes” and “a one-year membership of the Rex cinema and bar” (“All hail Keeley”). Also, three cast sculptures were made of her bust by sculptor Leigh Heppell. Two are in the Sun offices and one is in her house (Coan 78).
Also part of Hazell’s Page 3 Idol win was a 1-year exclusivity contract with The Sun. She is now being handled by Jon Fowler, who also manages Kelly Brook.
Hazell went on to become one of the most popular Page 3 girls in the The Sun and has appeared in lads’ mags such as Loaded and Zoo. She has also had her own 2006 and 2007 wall calendar and was on the cover of The Sun’s 2006 and 2007 Page 3 calendars.
In September 2005, Playboy offered Hazell a chance to be in the magazine, but she declined. “I was very flattered, but it’s not something I feel comfortable doing, so don’t hold your breath,” she told The Sun’s online Page 3 magazine, 3zine, in October 2005.

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Wait until you are asked. Don’t stand around with sunscreen in your hand.

Do not apply the sunscreen directly to her back. Instead, put it on your hands and begin rubbing it on her back, making sure not to miss any spots.

Keep talking while you do it. There’s nothing creepier than someone silently rubbing your back. Ask if you missed anywhere.

Leave the front to her. Unless she asks.